Frogs' Legs Aren't Funny

The download of my daily (almost) thoughts and ruminations.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tipping Point


Do you ever wonder where or what exactly is your tipping point? Just how much is too much? What will be the upward limit that will finally take you over the edge? What would finally be considered to be over the top, beyond the pale, outside boundaries? Just where will the boil begin? How far is too far?


Right now, "Run Lola Run" is playing and the female lead has definitely reached her tipping point. She just stole the gun from the security guard and you and I could easily write the story from here, none of the endings being happy.

I have so many issues going at work, I feel like I'm floating without a life preserver, far out of sight of land. And more and more shark fins just keep breaking the surface of the water using my flailing body as their focal point. Sort of like the theme of a Jimmy Buffet song ("Fins") only not nearly as much fun. I know, this sounds like the remnants of a nightmare but unfortunately I'm wide awake.

Thank goodness for blogs. Thank goodness for books. Thank goodness for families. All of these provide an outlet, an escape, an alternative universe and all of them are welcomed with open arms.

Until I'm back at it tomorrow that is.



Monday, April 26, 2010

Stabbed Good Samaritan Left To Die - kink.fm

How is it we've come to this?

Stabbed Good Samaritan Left To Die - kink.fm

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I used to think we were the superior race; now the question is, superior to what?

Sunday, April 11, 2010

One Computer, Two Computer, Three Computer, Four...Household?

So, remember the days when it was a big deal if a family owned a television and had two cars in their two-car garage? That was a real sign of affluence and was to be envied by those who did not have it; a sign you had acquired that sought after group moniker of "Middle Class America".

The Wikipedias of the world label this phenomenon by achievement factors of tertiary education and discretionary income (1/3 available for non-necessity spending). I agree with all that but I think it's more interesting to remember how the "ownership of stuff" has progressively impressed the next-door Joneses over the years, and more importantly what stuff.
I would say that was the standard from probably the '60's through the '70's. Of course at one point it had to be a color television, just a plain black & white television would no longer do but the two cars, or a car & a truck, remained a status goal. The 60's is also when we began to transition from phonograph albums to the 8-track tape. This then became the standard although in retrospect, it didn't last very long before it was replaced. The '70's then introduced the cassette tape version of audio.


So, I'm trying to remember how the whole "middle class" thought process evolved. I'm thinking in the '80's the expectation was that you had more than one color television, owned two cars (preferably foreign - I think Toyota was coming into its own - unless you lived in the Midwest), owned a house and a nice stereo with the introduction of a compact disc deck. (The stereo was probably only important to me but this is my story so tough.) Clearly the middle class America threshold is now becoming even more about volume and perhaps a little more exotic (foreign) in it's nature.

On top of everything listed above, I also think the '80's marked the growing popularity of video games (Pong was first released for retail purchase in 1975) as well as microwave ovens, video cameras and the rental of VHS tapes and machines from video stores to watch movies in the comfort of your own home while eating microwaved popcorn. I think this was the early stages of cell phones too, the big heavy ones you carried in cases. Even food processors were pretty common by now.

Then came the '90's where the evolutionary process accelerated considerably. Computers - the introduction of The Web and "You've Got Mail" became mandatory because everyone who was anyone was on e-mail. I think this was also the decade that introduced digital cameras, cell phones more closely resembled what we have come to know today, home surround sound systems, big screen tv's, even the electric toothbrush was much more common. One of the most exciting inventions from my perspective was the retail VHS video tape deck. And let us not forget the little MP3 players, the harbingers of massive amounts of data on units so small those of us in our advanced years couldn't even see the writing on the buttons to know how to work them.
Then we come to our most recent decade, the '00's, the decade of the "i's". Google became a verb and anything digital took on new and exciting dimensions and performance characteristics. The constant question being asked was, "Have you seen or do you have the newest ...?" Retail products were being upgraded or invented faster than you could purchase the last version. The iPod comes to mind. I do have to say the compact disc and some version of a microwave oven have remained two constants since the '70's anyway. Except that now movies are on DVD, which are similar in appearance to CD's truth be told. Laptops became the hot item, along with digital everything, plasma and/or LCD and/or DLP and/or LED big screen televisions, even handheld televisions.


Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and 24 hour streaming video news are just some examples of the constant information age we now live in. There is never an excuse for anyone to say they aren't aware of what is happening anywhere in the world at any time of day or night.
Already 2010 (the '10's) has introduced the iPad which I'm sure is just the beginning.

All this has led to the subject of this post. We are currently a home of four televisions and three computers. If you count the laptop I just bought my dad, you could say four computers. We both have touch screen cell phones and digital cameras. I have an electronic reader and he has a portable GPS. We also have the obligatory car and truck and he has a motorcycle.

Would we have even dreamed of all this being under our roof 10 years ago. It really makes you wonder what we still have to look forward to? How will middle class be defined 10 years from now?

Friday, April 09, 2010

What Does a Tree Mean to Me?

Produces oxygen

Reduces carbon dioxide

A stairway to heaven

The origin of sap, to make maple syrup

A set of monkey bars

A landscaping feature

A source of shade

A source of many fruit like bananas, apples, pears, figs, etc.


A source of nuts such as pine nuts, hazlenuts, walnuts, etc.

The residence of many different & colorful flowers

A roost for owls

The nesting place for an osprey if the tree has been reduced to a snag

A canopy to protect those below from rain

The origin of quinine which is extracted from the bark

The origin of rubber

A home for numerous bugs like beetles, ants, butterflies, hives, etc.

A home for birds's nests like robins, eagles, etc.

A perch for birds in general like crows, blue jays, etc.

Lumber for building all sorts of buildings and accoutrements

Something live to bring inside and decorate at Christmas

The origin of pine oil used in all sorts of household products like disinfectants

A haven for snakes

A hiding place for cats of all sizes

A climbing apparatus for some bears

A scratching post for many large animals like bears and elk

A food source for many large animals like giraffes and elephants

The source of a canoe

The origin of paper

Burning of the tree/tree parts produces heat

Burning of the tree/tree parts produces steam

The structure from which to hang a swing

An outhouse for a dog

A surface upon which to carve messages and/or attach signs


The poles from which to hang a hammock


In Egyptian mythology, the sycamore is where
the soul of the deceased finds blissful repose

...just to name a few.

I guess what I'm trying to say is trees are important to everyone on the planet, me included.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Non-Traditional Traditions

I'm getting to that age where I like the hint of maintaining traditions but not even close to full-alignment. Hence Easter dinner today. Yes, we had Easter dinner but it was not remotely traditional. Unless you consider grilled chicken and bratwurst, baked beans and french fries your standard holiday fare. It felt good to break the mold. Yes we had a couple of dishes that would have made any Easter table proud like green bean casserole and macaroni salad and rolls. The rest was pure uniqueness, just the way I like it. Ok we did have an apple pie but what about he Key Lime pie? See I think we successfully broke the mold. Now to see if we can keep it broken in future years, I think this may only be something that happens when Easter is at my house.

I don't think I ever realized Julie Andrews was only 29 when she played Mary Poppins and only 30 when she played Maria in "Sound of Music". Somehow she always seemed older, she didn't look older, she only seemed older. Hard to explain but either way she is now 75 years old no matter how you look at it and she has won award after award it you look at her bio on Wikipedia.

Well, this is the last few hours before it's back to the grind and I do mean grind. By the end of each week, I feel like I have been through that particular kind of grinder. This weekend I guess I rebeled a bit and simply didn't do any work but rather got through alot of work around home that has been ignored for weeks as I've been working all the time. It was glorious.

You know, when you think of all the big epic family movies over time, they all seem to have one common trait. They all have a female lead, I guess that's what makes them appeal to the family types. The "Wizard of Oz", "Mary Poppins", "Sound of Music", "My Fair Lady", "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Family". OK, I just broke my own rule, those last two had a male lead so never mind about that. Regardless, these are all great movies that make you feel good and once in awhile you just need that.
We just finished "Sound of Music" and it makes me want to see Austria...someday.