Going South in Search of Summer

I've heard tell it's summer somewhere, just not here, not now, not ever it seems. So, we'll show the weather, we're taking a quick trip south to the land of the slots where they seem to have enough money to even influence the weather. I can't wait for even three days of warmth and sunshine. My endorfins are clamoring. My sinuses are elated. My allergies are already breathing easier.

Just one more week and I'll have three whole days of sunny delight! And spend time with family to boot. I am so ready.